Podcast Show Notes — Glenn (Poseidon Tree Services) | San Bernardino Mountains

Episode Summary:
Glenn, owner of Poseidon Tree Services in the San Bernardino Mountains, joins the show for a relaxed conversation about how he went from studying marine biology to building a 13-year tree service business on his own terms. We dig into mountain-specific tree work, wildfire/insurance pressures, what “good” tree trimming looks like (and what to avoid), the specialized rigging and gear required for dangerous removals near homes, and how word-of-mouth + smart systems (like a virtual receptionist) can transform a small business owner’s quality of life. We also talk kelp forests, Catalina camping, and why tradespeople are the backbone of the future—even in an AI world.


Key Topics Covered

  • Glenn’s roots in the San Bernardino Mountains (family moved up in ’96; back for good since 2007)
  • The detour from marine biology to tree work (and how Australia travel played a role)
  • Launching Poseidon Tree Services and building a business around family + freedom
  • Early growth from government thinning programs after major fires (’97, ’03, ’07)
  • The dark side of pay-per-lead platforms (Yelp, lead marketplaces, cost per lead realities)
  • Mountain tree work realities: steep terrain, big trees near structures, remote access challenges
  • Wildfire insurance requirements vs. tree health (and how Glenn finds practical compromises)
  • High-risk removals: glass rooms, horizontal leaners, and why cranes can be cheaper + safer
  • Pro techniques: span rigging / “tree crane” setups, ropes/blocks/pulleys, safety-first pacing
  • The #1 homeowner red flag: spikes/gaffs used on live trees during trimming
  • Essential gear: ropes, harness, line-setting tools (Big Shot slingshot + air cannon), saws
  • Local species + hazards: Jeffrey/ponderosa/sugar/coulter pines (“widow maker” cones), oaks, cedar, white fir
  • Quick history lesson: early 1900s clear-cutting and the “orange crate” connection
  • Edison relationship: high-voltage responsibility vs. homeowner service drop, post-Paradise over-cutting
  • What Glenn loves (climbing, problem-solving) vs. what he hates (paperwork/admin)
  • Expansion goals: winter work down the hill (Riverside/Highland/Rancho Cucamonga) + new team buildout
  • Why “cheap” tree work can become expensive (insurance, liability, unsafe contractors)
  • How Hello Magic’s receptionist support changed the day-to-day (no more constant ringing, fewer missed calls)
  • Catalina Island traditions: Little Harbor/Parson’s Landing camping, spearfishing, kelp forests, Garibaldi sightings

Memorable Quotes & Moments

  • “Tree guys are always looking for new grunts to use and abuse.” — how Glenn got his start
  • The “phantom vibration” effect from nonstop calls—gone after handing off reception
  • Spikes/gaffs analogy: “It’s like going to the doctor for an amputation and he stabs you 20 times.”

Practical Takeaways (For Homeowners)

  • If a crew puts on spikes to trim a live tree, that’s a major red flag.
  • Insurance rules can push unhealthy pruning—ask for a balanced approach that protects the tree and satisfies requirements.
  • Dangerous removals near homes often require rigging systems or even a crane—which can be safer and sometimes cheaper than multi-day piece-by-piece work.
  • Don’t hire uninsured/underqualified crews—liability can fall back on the homeowner.

Episode Highlights Timeline (Approx.)

  • 00:00–05:00 — Glenn’s background + mountain roots
  • 05:00–12:00 — Marine biology → tree work detour (Australia story)
  • 12:00–22:00 — Early business growth, fires, thinning programs, marketing lessons
  • 22:00–40:00 — Mountain tree hazards, insurance requirements, technical removals
  • 40:00–55:00 — Gear, rigging, spikes/gaffs warning, how pros set climb lines
  • 55:00–1:10:00 — Local species, history of the forest, Edison realities
  • 1:10:00–1:25:00 — Business ownership, expansion goals, receptionist experience
  • 1:25:00–End — Catalina camping, spearfishing, kelp forests, wrap-up

About Glenn / Poseidon Tree Services

Glenn runs Poseidon Tree Services in the San Bernardino Mountains, specializing in mountain-property tree trimming, hazard mitigation, and complex removals near structures—often under wildfire/insurance constraints. His approach emphasizes safety, tree health, and practical solutions for homeowners.


Calls to Action

  • If you’re a mountain homeowner: review your property for hazards you can’t see from the ground (dead tops, overhangs, “widow makers”).
  • If you’re a service business owner: systems that reduce interruptions (like receptionist coverage) can immediately improve quality of life + captured revenue.
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Episode 1: Glenn – Poseidon Valley Tree Service

Glenn, owner of Poseidon Tree Services in the San Bernardino Mountains, shares how he went from studying marine biology to building a respected mountain tree service business. We talk wildfire risks, insurance pressures, safe tree-trimming practices, and how smart systems help small business owners reclaim their time.

  • Episode 2
  • Released January 3, 2026